27 Jokes That Finally Give Your Dad Something to Approve Of
These jokes will do for your dad what your life choices never could
Sorry in advance for giving your dad more eye-rolling ammo to shoot off around the house, but these were just too silly not to share. And hey, at least dad will finally have some new ones to tell.
If they’re not your cup of tea, come back when you have kids of your own. You might not fully appreciate them until you’ve procreated.
Why Doesn’t Oedipus Use Foul Language?
The Mexican Magician
The Limbo Champion Who Walks Into a Bar
Being Named After A Grandfather
How Do You Get An Art Major Off Your Porch?
Why Does a Chicken Coop Only Have Two Doors?
What Do You Call A Black Man Flying.A Plane?
How Do You Make Holy Water?
What Has Five Toes and Isn’t Your Foot?
The Difference Between A Good Joke and A Bad Joke
Before the Invention of the Crowbar
A Broken Arm in Three Places
Buying An Elephant for a Friend
Stolen Anti-Depressants
Is That Felt?
His Favorite Time of the Day
You Wanna Hear A Joke About Pizza?
Burial Versus Cremation
The Child Who Won’t Take a Nap
Would You Like the Milk in the Bag?
Dad Putting Car in Reverse
You Know Orion’s Belt?
What’s Green, Furry, Has Four Legs and Will Kill You If It Falls Out of Tree Onto You?
A Wife With Too High of Eyebrows
What Do You Call an Illegally Parked Frog?
You Know Why You Never See an Elephant Hiding in a Tree?
Are You Feeling Cold?
